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Name: Desmond T.
Age: 37 [NO JOKE]
Location: Singapore
Occption: NYPstudent/part-time stonner
D.O.B: a day after 911
Purpose of this blog:
Not sure.. I created this out of boredom. Perhaps, it could be a place where I will be able to rant about my life! :D
Imastalker! nyeheheh!
Why I create blog?
ohhh! I know I KNOW! My engrish no guds la, teachers says blog could improved engrish... Ya, I think that could be the reason.
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Monday, November 30, 2009, 1:20 AM
dont touch me!
DONT TOUCH ME!
notice how she say "no, now."? hahaha! its like boss speaking to employee!
ok enough of this.
gentle reminder desmond: you have EssFS ICA tmr
SCREW MYSELF!!!
Sunday, November 29, 2009, 11:55 PM
fail
Tomorrow Essential of Financial Services = Major FAILLLLLLL!
1 sentence sums up everything(Y). DEAD
Bye people, I'm going to emo. -cut wrist- :'(
1 sentence sums up everything(Y). DEAD
Bye people, I'm going to emo. -cut wrist- :'(
Thursday, November 26, 2009, 2:20 AM
god bless me
harharharharharharharharhahrahrhar......
iamsodeadforbusinesslawtmr.
ithinkiamunderprepared,butijustlovetoprocrastinate.WHATSWRONGWITHME!
iwillstudylecture2(ok,onlyafterigoandhavealookatfacebook)
iwillreadlecture3(nvm,letsplayafewroundsofcounter-strikefirst)
letslookthroughtutorialdesmond(ugghh..nehmind,tutorialcanwait.ishallbloghopforawhile)
lecture3isXtremelyimportant,studyindepth.(nahitsok,ishallbrogfirst)
guanyinmabohbi,letmedogoodgoodformytest.inreturnishallnoteatcowforaday.
okman,contractbindingcausethereisconsiderationdonebyDesmondTeoh.
guanyinma,udontletmedogoodgoodfortest=breachofcontract
GG
FML!
Labels: gonecase
Saturday, November 21, 2009, 11:09 PM
work
FUX! I is a chinish pris! PUREEEEE cheenish!
stop staring at me with those disbelief distorted face when i speak mangdaring, auntie! @!#@$%
work was no fun, but it was fine.
kaijie was haisssshhhshshhh.... WIKKKK WEAK WIKKKK! -face down shake head-
it was merely 3hrs of work, and his face wasss... ok how should I describe it.. -rub chin-
expressionless; one-line-eye; eyebrows frowned till it almost touch his nose;
lips pressed together half pouting; shaggadelic face with more than a pinch of sadness,
okok maybe its a palmful of sorrow -as if his laptop died on him while he was gaming-
Nothing fascinating happened.. except for some idiot singaporeans...
hand them free food and they can still complain about this and that, especially the aunties! tsk tsk!
Girls, dont grow up please.. your future self = SCARY!
Oh talking about girl....there was this small lil girl, she was with her grandparents.
she was running around her grandpa when he was sampling the drink,
hitting his ass so very often that even I was irritated. LOL
just as I look away, the next moment, she teleported behind my back alr..
and guess what? she started tapping on my butt..
and guess what? she started tapping on my butt..
I was looking at her grandparents with the "stop her, help me" kinda face.
she was moving AROUND slowly as she was tapping, literally AROUND me..
she was moving AROUND slowly as she was tapping, literally AROUND me..
whats after your ass? if she were to move 1 round.....the front thing? lil desmond? my manhood?
Noticing her movements, as she was about to reach the target.....................................
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~
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of course I moved away! moved away swiftly.. faster than lightning!
like swooooof~ and I am gone! can imagine not?! maybe not horr... with my size.......
okok, just imagine that I rolled away.... better? hahaha!
day ended.
HELLO KE, I HEART DATOU! I LOVE JESS!
jealous? da wo laaaaa~ -nah my cheeks, nah my ass!-
WUAHAHHAHAHAHA~
Thursday, November 19, 2009, 12:27 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
YOU BUSY STONE-ING, I BUSY STUDYING MY TEST!
I sacrifice my time to blog for you ok!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI JIE!!!
although u always:
- kick me out from bed
- play dota with other friends and pangseh me
- game until dont know when to go to bed
- blast music loudly especially when I want to study
- being an irritant and monkey around
- prank call my phone for nothing
- go out late late made me worried like mad
- dont study during exams
- get lousy results
- emo and dont talk to anyone
but still...................................... you are my beloved brother! (everybody goes awwwwww~)
why am I so fierce at times? why I ask so much questions? cause I care! (wah seh so corny!)
Anyway, u are the youngest in the family, everyone dotes on you.
See how much freedom you are having now!
jie jie and I dont even have the liberty to enjoy it at your age!
so, all I want to say is that dont take this privileges for granted, if not u daaaaai~
Tmr, I am pretty damn sure u wont stay at home, so how to celebrate for u?
when u see this post, msg me tell me if u can make it for dinner.
Labels: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI JIE
Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 12:33 AM
KE laozee
I IS COOL! SHANK KIU
(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:
-eh ke
-tmr NE we got what ah?
(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:
-nth
(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:
-do we have the video screening thing?
-that means what ah?
(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:
-next week
(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:
-we go home ah?
(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:
-ya
(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:
-WAH STEADY!
-I IS SIBEH HAPPY NOW
-U WANT KISS ME NOT?
-I GIVE U CHANCE NOW
-AI MAI?
-ok no more alr
-i changed my mind
(12:31 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:
-shiyan: give me 5, i changed my mind! 
(12:31 AM) `KUANEE:
-des
-2 words
-fuck u
Jealous I too kooooool~ he can not take it then hurl vulgarity at me... sobx:'(
Kuan EE afternoon kena prank by shiyan. of all people......SHIYAN!! HAHAHAHAHA!
"Give me 5, I changed my mind -walk off-" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Monday, November 9, 2009, 11:09 PM
HI!
Harlo nong time no brog! \m/
School has been quite stressful, but still..... alright.
my classmate hasnt been treating me nice :(
School has been quite stressful, but still..... alright.
my classmate hasnt been treating me nice :(
why must they torture me even when we are having steamboat!?
apparently, they used those giant clip to clip both my ears.
See me covering my eyes?
cause underneath that palm of a strong man, hes weeping sadly :(
nahhh i'm enjoying it~ wooohoooooo~ :'(
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Today was tiring, although we didnt do much stuff.
presentation was fine, teacher said that everyone gets A, judging by only our presentation.
so its kinda relief I guess.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHIMEI!
After sch was shimei's belated b'day celebration.
sing song, cut cake, slack, and lastly a failed attempt to order pizza and thats about it.
During the long wait for pizza, all of us had nothing to do.. super bored!
arm wrestle play with the big umbrella etc.....
presentation was fine, teacher said that everyone gets A, judging by only our presentation.
so its kinda relief I guess.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHIMEI!
After sch was shimei's belated b'day celebration.
sing song, cut cake, slack, and lastly a failed attempt to order pizza and thats about it.
During the long wait for pizza, all of us had nothing to do.. super bored!
arm wrestle play with the big umbrella etc.....
shingz and syid
aiseh cooool~ notice my eyes glow?
eyes glowing with will of fire. "I WILL DO TUTORIALS!!!!......I think :/"
I dont think we'll be expel cause of this right? hopefully none of the camera/guard/director caught us doing this!
We pluck out the umbrella from the table. :/
anyway, do naughty stuff will have consequences. hahahaha!!
I saw a "dont-know-what" as a punishment" shan't elaborate much.
ok thats it! stay tune to next post~~~
thats if u even bother to visit this dead blog. hahaha!
Labels: happy birthday shi mei
Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 10:17 AM
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Wah toooooo long nv blog.. HAHAHA! super lazy to do it... school has been taking up a lot of my time. I am hardworking boi naooo...
ok, this post is solely for reply tags.
xinni: omg, LOL i want to see that face emotion. LMFAO! HAHA WTF
nope, not showing u... it doesnt come free of charge soli.
kc: hehehehehehe
hehe simi!
Yuting: YOOOHOOOO! Tag-ed! Re-link me (:
ok sure, will do that when i am free ok.
iris: ya lor. all the lectures now like bullet train man.
YES! Escpecially business law and some other banking finance module, its crazy!
Yuting: Hey stalker!
HEY UNCOOLZ SHINGZ! :D
shimei: hey yo ! what's up man !
haha im here taging for fun ! hehewhat's up idiot! i am hardworking!
annie: u siao!
u siao! x10
will post again, when i feel like it... ciao~
Thursday, October 22, 2009, 7:55 PM
business lawz
First lecture of the day was Essentials of Financial & Management Accounting (EFMA).
Another Peee Ou Eh, lecture was fine, lecturer was fine too.
just that he is like another nehsi chiang, cant pronounce "vee"
vee = we
Apart from that, hes fine.
vee = we
Apart from that, hes fine.
Okayyyyy, BUSINESS LAWZXS.
wah, this module is fagging hxc! I freaking cant catch up like HXC!
wah, this module is fagging hxc! I freaking cant catch up like HXC!
Lecturer Ros Lim is damn act cute. Not in the sense of speaking, but
every slides of her ppt, she will slip in 1 rose, either at the side or center.
every slides of her ppt, she will slip in 1 rose, either at the side or center.
Shes ros lim, NOT rosE lim! !$#%^&*
her lesson is really mad, she tokyo drift all the way! freaking TOO FAST TOO FURIOUS!
I am like flipping my lecture notes furiously trying to catch up.
oh am gee salvation salvation!
I am like flipping my lecture notes furiously trying to catch up.
oh am gee salvation salvation!
She was talking about all the courts...
simi Juvenile courts, coroner's courts, family court, magistrates' courts, basketball courts, badminton court, netball court and furniture COURTS etc...
simi Juvenile courts, coroner's courts, family court, magistrates' courts, basketball courts, badminton court, netball court and furniture COURTS etc...
I was at sub-heading number 1, Juvenile Court, shes alr finishing sub-heading number 4, Magistrate's Court.
hxc much, irritating much, headache much, gone case much and much much, MUCH.
Business Law is ggfuckfaceomgbbq alr...
haissssss -sad face + frown and look somewhere far away with tears in my eyes- such a complex emotion...
I made a friend while I was on my way home today. I dont know his name yet, no chance to ask.
I was quite afraid of him actually. Wah that guy super hairy and scary only~
I was quite afraid of him actually. Wah that guy super hairy and scary only~
Anyway, I took a beuatiful picture of him while he was having dinner:
CIAO~
12:45 AM
long tai no c
I have a friend name kuan ee, hes chu le ming de retard.We is around the same standard, but hes abit worse....
just now, he suddenly talk to me. and he start off the conversation with vulgarities.
弟弟, 我, chua tio...
I mean like who the hell talk to ppl at 12am and kick off the conver with "EH FUCK"
give others the feel like u saw something in your room or something right? but his is different..
due to some unforeseen inconvenience, I shall screenshots and post our conver, instead of typing it out.. teehee~
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ignore my last sentence, I really really really really want to update my blog for u guys, really!this post is not a slack job ok! hehehe...
and he showed me the food...
he said hes talented.. !#$%$^&
oh puh-leaseeee man, this time I give u chance, I dont take myself to compare with u..
my grandmacan do better with her eyes closed!!!
hahahahahahahaha!